PHOENIX’s resident booze-swilling (partially pickled) fish, Roksanda & Marios are constantly moaning that they are cover worthy. So in an attempt to shut them up- here they are on the cover of “The Aquatic Issue”.

They now have grand ideas about being signed to a model agency – in fact, Pet Models London is just around the corner from our office. So, for interested agents: here are their stats.

Length: 9cm-ish
Eye colour: Black
Scale colour: Copper and white
Distinctive marks: Has a pale gold “lipstick” ring around her mouth.

Length: 11cm-ish
Eye colour: Black
Scale colour: Gold
Distinctive marks: Has a very large tail, or so he keeps telling Roksanda…

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